| Dec 31 | these are the rules |
| Dec 30 | mother nature hates me |
| Dec 24 | the scholars of slang |
| Dec 22 | questionable at best |
| Dec 19 | Blackmailing Santa |
| Dec 17 | complete awkwardness |
| Dec 15 | snow white and the seven sith lords |
| Dec 14 | politically incorrect |
| Dec 13 | good suggestions |
| Dec 12 | huge backwards robes |
| Dec 9 | birthday blizzard |
| Dec 8 | i miss snow days |
| Dec 6 | the heart of xmas |
| Dec 3 | messiah complex |
| Dec 2 | sleep drinking |
| Dec 1 | just one of the perks |
| Nov 29 | best of both worlds |
| Nov 25 | too many holidays |
| Nov 24 | shattered dreams |
| Nov 23 | Look before you leap |
| Nov 21 | motivation, such an aggravation |
| Nov 19 | freedom equals subjectivity |
| Nov 17 | community college chiropractry |
| Nov 16 | cryday the 13th |
| Nov 13 | optimism is overrated |
| Nov 12 | reporters are dicks |
| Nov 11 | praise be to the snow gods |
| Nov 10 | i have a dream |
| Nov 8 | Tales of modern bravery: Epilogue |
| Nov 6 | Tales of modern bravery (part 5) |
| Nov 5 | Tales of modern bravery (part 4) |
| Nov 4 | Tales of modern bravery (part 3) |
| Nov 3 | Tales of modern bravery (part 2) |
| Nov 2 | Tales of modern bravery (part 1) |
| Oct 31 | Best halloween costume ever |
| Oct 30 | Possibly getting tipsy? |
| Oct 29 | blowing off some steam |
| Oct 28 | Moderation is for pussies |
| Oct 27 | How to eat free forever |
| Oct 26 | I choose to blame Wizards |
| Oct 24 | Bears need beers too |
| Oct 23 | This is my excuse at least |
| Oct 22 | No one wants blue teeth |
| Oct 21 | There is no cure for the tacos |
| Oct 20 | But there was only cake… |
| Oct 19 | Is Star Trek cool now? |
| Oct 18 | Hammer & Sickle, STAT! |
| Oct 17 | They also hate lightsabers |
| Oct 16 | It helps if you know her |
| Oct 15 | What I didn’t wear today… |
| Oct 14 | Porkers need love, too |
| Oct 13 | Another wasted virgin |
| Oct 12 | party like its 1492 |
| Oct 11 | a not so hypothetical question |
| Oct 9 | someday, i’ll have you, elusive bed-tacos |
| Oct 8 | conserve your hashtags |
| Oct 7 | poor, soul-less robots |
| Oct 6 | i’m dreaming of a nuclear winter |
| Oct 5 | and it better not be cold! |
| Oct 4 | eternally amused ocd boy! |
| Oct 2 | seriously. stop looking at me. |
| Oct 1 | don’t believe the ads… |
| Sep 29 | who needs a brownie, anyways? |
| Sep 27 | unicorns ain’t real… |
| Sep 26 | best. bar. ever! |
| Sep 25 | make a bullet happy |
| Sep 23 | Oh Emm Gee!!! |
| Sep 22 | feet of capitalist rage, go! |
| Sep 21 | red bull gives you wings!!! |
| Sep 15 | naming kids would suck |
| Sep 14 | so, maybe he was depressed… |
| Sep 11 | ten eleven has a certain ring to it |
| Sep 9 | so indie its not |
| Sep 8 | leftovers equal sleep coma |
| Sep 7 | one day for labor, four for recovery |
| Sep 4 | there’s a chatroom for everything |
| Sep 3 | never saw it coming |
| Sep 2 | now that’s progressive |
| Sep 1 | health care revolution |
| Aug 27 | what do women want |
| Aug 26 | the hottest chickling |
| Aug 25 | batman costumes are dumb |
| Aug 20 | no justification |
| Aug 19 | the world needs more balloon vendors |
| Aug 18 | adultgasms are always fake |
| Aug 17 | location is everything |
| Aug 12 | or a real one |
| Aug 10 | gonna write my own |
| Aug 5 | Frank’s Just Lonely |
| Aug 4 | damn that h2o is fancy! |
| Aug 2 | just hold her down |
| Aug 1 | bad babies! no drugs for you! |
| Jul 23 | i hate doublesided dvds |
| Jul 22 | depend on depends |
| Jul 21 | it’s an indie films thing |
| Jul 20 | rock, but no roll |
| Jul 19 | apparently, childhood tastes like chaulk |
| Jul 18 | goddamn stickytack |
| Jul 17 | enough with the abbreviations |
| Jul 16 | nerd pr0n |
| Jul 15 | prank gift gone wrong |
| Jul 14 | Kids need to shut the hell up |
| Jul 13 | Spiders Hate Heights |
| Jul 9 | Sad, But True |
| Jul 8 | I love having my own couch |
| Jul 7 | Heaven on earth looks like… |
| Jul 1 | on the move |
| Jun 30 | Churches Don’t Like Me |
| Jun 29 | Exit Interview This! |
| Jun 25 | Alien Invasion |
| Jun 24 | Blacked Out |
| Jun 23 | All my stuff’s in boxes |
| Jun 22 | I hate snakes |
| Jun 19 | The Interview, Part 5 |
| Jun 18 | The Interview, Part 4 |
| Jun 17 | The Interview, Part 3 |
| Jun 16 | The Interview, Part 2 |
| Jun 15 | The Interview, Part 1 |
| Jun 11 | We’re all a little Wretched |
| Jun 10 | Threefeet |
| Jun 9 | Twilight-ed |
| Jun 8 | Rune Factory |
| Jun 5 | Stick Figure Evolution |
| Jun 4 | Roadsigns are just suggestions, anyways |
| Jun 3 | I Officially Fail |
| Jun 2 | C’est la vie |
| Jun 1 | Boyz II Men |
| May 21 | I gots a booboo… |
| May 20 | Hellbound Freefall |
| May 19 | I’d Run Too |
| May 18 | A little bit retro… |
| May 15 | The Face of Your Nuggety Doom |
| May 14 | Had It Coming |
| May 13 | Gotta Catch Them All |
| May 12 | Too Advanced |
| May 11 | Fuck Finals |
| May 8 | Number Two Hundred |
| May 7 | Best. Holiday. Ever. |
| May 6 | Ninja’s Anonymous |
| May 5 | Brainsplosion |
| May 4 | Work Week, Smerk Feek |
| Apr 30 | Robo-STDs Are No Joke |
| Apr 29 | Precipitation Makes Me Hot |
| Apr 28 | Morning Would… |
| Apr 27 | Origins of the Swine Flu |
| Apr 24 | Poor Little Johnny |
| Apr 23 | Gleeful Nihilism 101 |
| Apr 22 | Mars Is Red, Earth Is Not |
| Apr 21 | Why Can’t Everywhere Deliver? |
| Apr 20 | Celebrations Are In Order |
| Apr 17 | Ghosts Are Very Persuasive |
| Apr 15 | Women Intimidate Me |
| Apr 14 | The Penguiny Revolution |
| Apr 13 | I Have A Hard Time Keeping Girlfriends |
| Apr 8 | Epicnessatude |
| Apr 7 | What Are Dreams Anyway? |
| Apr 6 | Thats Right, I Party With God |
| Apr 2 | Zombies Don’t Highfive Anymore |
| Apr 1 | Teeth Need Sex Too |
| Mar 31 | Ghosts Are Assholes |
| Mar 30 | Where Have All The Rebels Gone? |
| Mar 27 | All New Realms of Customer Loyalty |
| Mar 26 | Kirby’s Getting Old |
| Mar 25 | Dracula Is Satan’s Second Cousin (Once Removed) |
| Mar 24 | Say What You Fucking Mean |
| Mar 23 | The Only Way To Do Smarties |
| Mar 20 | Fruit Needs Its Syrup |
| Mar 19 | A Thirst For Blood is Great In Bed |
| Mar 18 | You Are The Win(ner) |
| Mar 13 | Death to the Doppelgängers |
| Mar 12 | Frank’s Poor Fishy |
| Mar 11 | Cats Love the Equator |
| Mar 10 | It’s Called Angel Dust for a Reason |
| Mar 9 | Damn Tommy Hilfiger |
| Mar 5 | Never Blame Thyself |
| Mar 4 | At Least Coins Have Metal In Them |
| Mar 3 | Can and Should are Two Different Things |
| Feb 27 | A Buttery Fate |
| Feb 26 | More Like “Where” |
| Feb 25 | NonDairy Creamer |
| Feb 24 | Execs vs Congress |
| Feb 20 | Canadia Has Denial Issues |
| Feb 19 | The Force |
| Feb 18 | Baby Toss!!! |
| Feb 17 | Out of Place |
| Feb 16 | Butts Are Like Fingerprints |
| Feb 13 | Hardcore Olympics |
| Feb 12 | Bad Milk |
| Feb 11 | Clone Wars |
| Feb 2 | Frank’s Fetishes |
| Jan 30 | Space Fish |
| Jan 29 | Trust The Van |
| Jan 28 | Comeback of the Century |
| Jan 27 | For Your Health |
| Jan 26 | Friends |
| Jan 23 | Warped Words |
| Jan 22 | SmartFones |
| Jan 21 | Whitey Be Trippin’ |
| Jan 20 | Senior Season |
| Jan 19 | Dirty Hippies |
| Jan 16 | Aliens Exist |
| Jan 15 | Rookie Mistake |
| Jan 14 | Just Look |
| Jan 13 | Horsey |
| Jan 12 | Notebooks |
| Jan 9 | Larry, SOD |
| Jan 8 | Number Forty Three |
| Jan 7 | Tumorific |
| Jan 6 | Frank Can’t Cook |
| Jan 5 | Dealing With Annoyances |
| Jan 2 | Cheese Hose |
| Jan 1 | Resolution |
