Satan’s new girlfriend has got to go. There’s only so many virgins left in the world… they can’t keep sacrificing them and not having him show up. Then there won’t be enough left for the rest of us.

Also, those aren’t supposed to be albino satanists. It’s just that real goth kids are super pale. And there’s nothing paler than straight up white. At least I don’t think so… maybe someone should check about that and get back with me.