There are four types of hippy in this world. The first is the traditional, gross, dirty, good for nothing hippy. Everyone except hippies hate them. The second are the burntout hippies. We all know one of them… usually they teach some kind of earth science at the local community college. The third is what I call “metro-hippies” because, just like metro-sexuals, they try to be cleanedup versions of the stereotype. Most of these type aren’t really hippies and are just wannabes. Just like most bi-chicks are really just indecisive. And the fourth type are the political hippies… aka, commies.
Now that you’re brushed up on hippies, go out and hate on them every chance you get. Maybe it’ll toughen them up and get them to contribute something useful to society.
