I hate shopping during the day. I know the sales associates hate their job as much as I hate being at mine, but they bug me even after I say I don’t need help or try to start a conversation about what I’m looking at. Maybe I’m just an anti-social asshole, but why can’t you just go away until I ask for your assistance? It’s not like you get a commission… so back the fuck up.
Hey! You should use my desktop! ^_^
...or maybe you call them a wallpaper. I don't even know anymore...
