Honestly, the only thing you need to do in order to jack up your schedule this badly is to work nights for a few months. Pretty soon you don’t know the day of the week, time of day, or the actual date. It’s like a perpetual state of drunkenness… but you get paid for it.
Hey! You should use my desktop! ^_^
...or maybe you call them a wallpaper. I don't even know anymore...
