God was seriously wasted when he put Star Wars Day and Cinco de Mayo right next to each other.
Actually, this was the first sober Cinco de Mayo I’ve had in a while… my worst was junior year at college. I woke up in the dorms bathroom floor, on top of some crutches I’ve never seen before in my life, and spent the morning puking/shitting fire every 30 minutes or so. I also had to move out that day… so my parents showed up to help and found me laying on my floor with nothing packed. 