Quick, everyone worship the made-up gods my crazy brother made up. Maybe they’ll end this goddamn heat. Sure, I was fine with it being nice all the way through October, but when it’s in the mid 60s during November, I start looking to do whatever I can to please the snow gods.
Don’t make me turn to human sacrifices.
The snow gods demand dark chocolate, and so I am eating as much of it as I can. Have mercy on your devoted subjects, snow gods!
damn allergies. at this point, the cycle of sleeping all day and consuming too much caffiene to sleep at night in order to rid myself of my headache is simply too much to take. Praise be to the Snow Gods.
That’s the spirit! With the following growing at such a speed, we’ll have cool weather in no time! Mwuahaahahahaah!!!!!
*wrings hands together*