yes, there is an actual RV dealer called Tom Raper RV’s. and the official tagline for them is “where fun begins.” it’s stuff like this which revives my hope in humanity.

some of my best friends live in spaceships you’d never believe were there.

I’d rather buy tampons than lotion. At least, people just assume those are for your girlfriend.

it’s not arson… it’s art!

sometimes i stop and ponder how the first high-five came to be… but then i come to my senses, stop wasting brain power, and just thank god that it did.

All is not fair in love and war. There have been whole conventions and laws made since that phrase was invented… we should really think about going back in time to keep it from being invented in the first place.

oh, and no one cares about what you ate for breakfast.
no one’s up that early, anyway.

there really is a Jackie Chan game for the GBA. And I’m gearing up to play it.

Never trust a cat. They lie, like, all the freaking time. That’s why they go to hell when all dogs are busy going to heaven.

I honestly don’t know why people bother talking to me anymore.