I didn’t do this, but I know someone who did. And for that, he is my hero.

For today at least. Tomorrow it goes back to being Ekans.

I didn’t even know this was code for anything… until it was too late.

If I worked at Taco Bell and someone asked for Denise, I would literally crap in a taco shell and hand it to them. And if they complained I would beat them with my headset until they ate it.

I don’t need real world friends. I just made an AIM bot that responds in the most humiliating, derogatory ways possible. It’s pretty much the same thing as hanging around the dorm in college!

Supposedly this happened. My mom told me so.

Tacos have also been shoved in my facehole recently. Two truths, one comic. You’re welcome.

I’ve been trying to work Flapjack into the strip for a while. Since, you know, I’m obsessed with it.

And after a ton of tries, I think I fucking nailed it. *nods*

“Boners just, they ruin everything.” -Louis CK (Chewed Up)

Luckily I’ll never face this problem since I can’t keep a schedule worth shit and have little-to-no attention span.

…they suffer from throat and lung cancer, gum disease, and have a naturally occurring nicotine addiction.

Please, show your friends that you care. Take the time to ask if they’re part Dragon.

As you probably assumed, the Scholars are still hard at work.

Decoding the truths of the universe in a horrible faux British accent.