If you’re saddened or hurt by this comic, might I suggest you push your fingers into your eyes; it’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache.
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Real stoners end up celebrating 4/20 on the wrong day cause all the poseurs called in sick before them.
they never say what kind of wings it’ll give you. and they especially don’t tell you how to drink or not drink it.
i just need to find a friend/family member dumb enough to chug one into their lungs. then i’ll sue the crap out of them and get to sit around on my lazy ass drawing comics all night instead of working. this plan is so good, i can’t lose…
My space ship is broken so I can’t go catching stoned, human satellites this year. Sorry kids.
Pixie Stix are a gateway candy. You start eating them… then you turn to snorting… freebasing it… and the next thing you know, you’re strung out on Smarties, surrounded by empty IV bags of glucose, and on the verge of a diabetic coma.
(How To Smoke Smarties, youtube vid)