Gleeful Nihilism » drugs

all hope is gone

themizarkshow — Wed, 26 May 2010 14:40:54 +0000

If you’re saddened or hurt by this comic, might I suggest you push your fingers into your eyes; it’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache.

evergreen

themizarkshow — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:22:39 +0000

Real stoners end up celebrating 4/20 on the wrong day cause all the poseurs called in sick before them.

red bull gives you wings!!!

themizarkshow — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:09:44 +0000

they never say what kind of wings it’ll give you. and they especially don’t tell you how to drink or not drink it.

i just need to find a friend/family member dumb enough to chug one into their lungs. then i’ll sue the crap out of them and get to sit around on my lazy ass drawing comics all night instead of working. this plan is so good, i can’t lose…

Celebrations Are In Order

themizarkshow — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 12:48:21 +0000

My space ship is broken so I can’t go catching stoned, human satellites this year. Sorry kids.

The Only Way To Do Smarties

themizarkshow — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:42:35 +0000

Pixie Stix are a gateway candy. You start eating them… then you turn to snorting… freebasing it… and the next thing you know, you’re strung out on Smarties, surrounded by empty IV bags of glucose, and on the verge of a diabetic coma.

(How To Smoke Smarties, youtube vid)

It’s Called Angel Dust for a Reason

themizarkshow — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:01:12 +0000

(pssst… it’s made out of crushed up angels. that’s why there is death and evil in the world. god needs to get his fix somehow…)

To Be Jolly

themizarkshow — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 05:01:25 +0000

I love making drug/alcohol references. It makes me feel so grown up and cool.

Coffee

themizarkshow — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:01:25 +0000

Coffee is god.

Burrito

themizarkshow — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:30:45 +0000

Eating one giant burrito would save me time, but it might take longer to cook…

Meth

themizarkshow — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 06:30:25 +0000

Honestly, he’s right… and he looks damn thin too.