I have never, and will never use a checkbooks registry section. Some awesome motherfucker invented online banking so that I wouldn’t have to.

Plus, those carbon copies of checks are good enough.

Offering random girls backrubs (especially with that “or something” at the end) is advised against. It can instantly make women overly emotionally… and pretty soon they try to have you arrested for attempting to be a decent human being and offering strangers the luxery of a backrub. And sometimes, yeah, maybe a happy ending… but that’s just a side effect of helping people.

(for those of you new to the strip, this isn’t the first or last time you’ll see Frank and his depressingly frank adventures).

I’ve missed Frank the past couple months… I blame the move, because I love writing strips about Frank. He’s just so pathetic and hilarious at the same time. Yet, it also hits fairly close to home. After a breakup I kinda fall apart. Maybe we all do. Maybe, just maybe, Frank is everyone. Or you know… not…

Frank has to have his bed’s  headboard inclined because of his sleep apnea. Not just because I fucked up drawing it.

…the bitch could have at least left a note. How was he supposed to remember he had pets with all that sadness welling up inside of him!?

Frank gets lonely sometimes. Don’t judge him.

Also… what do you think about the rushed greyscale job? I’m thinking about doing more photoshop work with the strip to add greys and shading type stuff into the strip. I’ll be doing that as I have time to do it this week. I’m more focused on keeping the schedule, but if you like or have suggestions/ideas about it, feel free to email or throw a comment on the site.

I love the idea of following a helpless guy who relied on his girlfriend for everything. Like a young nerd without his mother.

Just buy canned stuff, Frank. It’s less work anyway.