He may have been dead this weekend… but he’s alive and livin’ it up now.
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“God is dead. God remains dead. And [CareBears] have killed him.” -Nietzsche
If so, the apocalypse is gonna be freakin’ delicious!
whenever something bad happens to a good person, its because satan and jesus saw each other, took off running, and highfived in mid-air like pimps. its actually not the reason good things happen to bad people though… that has to do with jesus, a bottle of lotion, and google images (with the safe search off)… yeah.
This happened. It wasn’t with the TV though… I was flipping through radio channels for no good reason while driving through Nebraska and landed on this insane religious channel. I swear, I could listen to shit like that and have inspiration for an eternity worth of comics.
And yeah… even if I wanted to go to church, I can’t. The awful, circular logic and Bible quotes taken so far out of context about kill my brains… and the angry mush makes me do things I later regret. Like eating babies in the baptismal.