He may have been dead this weekend… but he’s alive and livin’ it up now.

“God is dead. God remains dead. And [CareBears] have killed him.” -Nietzsche

If so, the apocalypse is gonna be freakin’ delicious!

whenever something bad happens to a good person, its because satan and jesus saw each other, took off running, and highfived in mid-air like pimps. its actually not the reason good things happen to bad people though… that has to do with jesus, a bottle of lotion, and google images (with the safe search off)… yeah.

This happened. It wasn’t with the TV though… I was flipping through radio channels for no good reason while driving through Nebraska and landed on this insane religious channel. I swear, I could listen to shit like that and have inspiration for an eternity worth of comics.

And yeah… even if I wanted to go to church, I can’t. The awful, circular logic and Bible quotes taken so far out of context about kill my brains… and the angry mush makes me do things I later regret. Like eating babies in the baptismal.

2008 sucked huge donkey balls: spent february with a flu, bronchitis, sinus infection, and pneumonia; 6 months of kidney stone pain and 1 whole month in a hospital; and I honestly don’t really remember the rest very well…

So far, 2009 has sucked almost as badly. I was really hoping for a good year, but that went to shit fast. Next time I’m taking something crappy spiked with tequilla. Hear that god!? Your shit will hurt so bad the next day you’ll WISH you had made this year better for me. And then time travel and do it… cause you’re god.

(pssst… it’s made out of crushed up angels. that’s why there is death and evil in the world. god needs to get his fix somehow…)

I find the concept of God being so behind the times hilarious. Just like that angel.