Honestly, the only thing you need to do in order to jack up your schedule this badly is to work nights for a few months. Pretty soon you don’t know the day of the week, time of day, or the actual date. It’s like a perpetual state of drunkenness… but you get paid for it.

It’s near impossible to see a hot chick/dude and not just instinctually check her/him out. It’s part of everyones hardwiring… why fight it?

Also, note the gender nuetrallity in that above sentence! Go me and my college education.

Don’t do it man. Whatever’s up there is probably stupid anyway.