whenever something bad happens to a good person, its because satan and jesus saw each other, took off running, and highfived in mid-air like pimps. its actually not the reason good things happen to bad people though… that has to do with jesus, a bottle of lotion, and google images (with the safe search off)… yeah.

Satan’s new girlfriend has got to go. There’s only so many virgins left in the world… they can’t keep sacrificing them and not having him show up. Then there won’t be enough left for the rest of us.

Also, those aren’t supposed to be albino satanists. It’s just that real goth kids are super pale. And there’s nothing paler than straight up white. At least I don’t think so… maybe someone should check about that and get back with me.

I burned my hand getting breakfast out of the oven for the hotel guest peoples. So this is what the comic would be like if I was a lefty.

In other words, if something ever happens to my right arm, don’t expect any more drawings. This took me forever to finish and looks like shit. lol… I couldn’t decide if that was a bunny, kitten, or some kinda land-seal. Maybe its a hybrid. That meows.

If a floating demon thing started making fun of me, I think I’d run away in tears. If not for real, at least because it would look funny as hell.

That’s why niether of them have shadows and they both have a widows peak.

Death Magnetic? more like… Suck Magnetsuck.

Without even thinking about it, I do a joke about Satan on my first sunday update. Awesome!