Oh, you wanted a funny comic on your Friday!? Huh… I coulda sworn your email said that you wanted a depressing comic to make the day go even slowe than it already was.
What a wacky miscommunication that was!
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Who hasn’t thought about filling up on candy, hanging themselves, and leaving a bat nearby jus to see who takes the first swing!? I would probably start hitting the person, giggling with joy, before I ever realized they were actually dead. Why? Because I like to think of the glass as half-full, you depressing pessimist.
And yeah, I know that some of you are be thinking, “suicide isn’t funny, you shouldn’t make fun of it.” But, if you follow the same logic as the people who think its okay to say fag and queer bc their friend/relative is gay, then I can make jokes about suicide since I’ve dealt with it firsthand a couple times. So, until you get all those idiots to shut up, ptbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb. 
If you actually did this, you would be cemented in history as a real man. Or as a complete idiot. I guess there is always room for both…
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Poor undead people… if you can’t kill yourself, why even bother eating brains?
